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  • 英语幽默笑话:One Side of the Case 一面之辞

    2017-11-27

    A judge asked our group of potential jurors whether anyone should be excused, and one man raised his hand. I cant hear out of my left ear, the man told the judge. Can you hear out of your right ear? the judge asked. The man nodded his head....

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  • 英语幽默笑话:A Thank-you Note

    2017-11-27

    Once I received a thank-you note from a friend whom I had helped. In the envelope were five lottery tickets that had been scratched, revealing the numbers. Thank you very much for your help, the note read. As a gift, I bought you some lotte...

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  • 英语幽默笑话:Excellent Skills

    2017-11-27

    After friends of mine landed at busy Newwark Airport, they were unable to attract the attention of any porters to help with their luggage. In desperation, the husband took out a five-dollar bill and waved it above the crowd. In an instant,...

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  • 英语幽默笑话:我是来装电话的

    2017-11-27

    What a big deal A young businessman had just started his business, and rented a beautiful office. Sitting there, he saw a man come into the outer office. Wishing to appear busy, the businessman picked up the phone and pretended that he had...

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  • 英语幽默笑话:Three pastors 三个牧师

    2017-11-27

    Three pastors in the south were having lunch in a diner. One said, You know, since summer started Ive been having trouble with bats in my loft(阁楼) and attic at church. Ive tried everything----noise, spray, cats----nothing seems to s...

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  • 英语幽默笑话:心不在焉的老师

    2017-11-27

    An Absent Minded ProfessorA notoriously absentminded professor was one day observed walking along the street with one foot continually in the gutter,the other on the pavement. A pupil meeting him said: Good evening,professor.How a...

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  • 英语幽默笑话:新老师

    2017-11-27

    George comes from school on the first of September.George, how did you like your new teacher? asked his mother.I didnt like her, Mother, because she said that three and three were six and then she said that two and four were six too..... 9月...

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  • 英语幽默笑话:谁的儿子最伟大

    2017-11-27

    The Astronaut Pen During the heat of the space race in the 1960s, the U.S. National Aeronautics and Space Administration decided it needed a ball point pen to write in the zero gravity confines of its space capsules. After considerable rese...

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  • 英语幽默笑话:Now I have two skunks in there

    2017-11-27

    We have a skunk in the basement, shrieked the caller to the police dispatcher. How can we get it out? Take some bread crumbs, said the dispatcher, and put down a trail from the basement out to the back yard. Then leave the cellar door open....

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  • 英语幽默笑话:雇主和雇员

    2017-11-27

    Workman:Mr.Brown,I should like to ask for a smallrise in my wages. I have just been married. Employer:Very sorry,my dear man, but I cant helpyou. For accidents which happen to our workmen outside thefactory we are not resp...

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